1.) Selma March Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google’Obama Selma ‘ for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father was a goat herder - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s father was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father was a proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s father was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4.) Obama’s family has strong ties to African freedom - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya . It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Obama’s half-brother, Abongo Oba ma, is Odinga’s follower. Obama interrupted the New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers burned Christians’ homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process started. Google Obama and Odinga. No one wants to know the truth.

5.) Obama’s Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) Obama’s name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama. Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother’s side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father’s side. While Barack Hussein Obama’s father was from Kenya , his father’s family was mainly Arabs. Barack Hussein Obama’s father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father’s birth certificate even states he’s Arab, not African Negro).

7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, Obama practiced it daily at school, where he was registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until his wife made him change, so he could run for office. 4-3-08 Article ‘Obama was ‘quite religious in Islam”

8.) Obama’s School in Indonesia was Christian - NOT EXACTLY, Obama was registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces. February 28, 2008.

9.) Obama’s was fluent in Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says Obama could speak the language.

10.) Because Obama lived in Indonesia , he has more foreign experience - NOT EXACTLY, Obama was there from the ages 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language.

11.) Obama’s stronger on foreign affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), Obama’se never been anywhere else on the planet.

12.) Obama blames early drug use on ethnic confusion - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s quite content in high school to be Barry Obama.

13.) An Ebony article moved Obama to run for office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article mentioned.

14.) A Life magazine article changed Obama’s outlook On Life - NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article mentioned.

15.) Obama’s said he wouldn’t run on a national ticket In ‘08 - NOT EXACTLY, here he is.

16.) Voting ‘Present’ is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they are common for Obama, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17.) Oops, I Misvoted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did Obama beg to change misvotes.

18.) Obama was A professor Of law - NOT EXACTLY, Obama was a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19.) Obama was a Constitutional lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, he was a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20.) Without Obama, there would be no ethics bill - NOT EXACTLY, Obama didn’t write it, introduce it, change it or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill was hard to pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22.) Obama wrote a tough nuclear bill - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s bill was rejected by his own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation.

23.) Obama released his state records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills sponsored or voted for have yet to be released.

24.) Obama took on the asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s was part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens.

25.) Obama’s economics bill will help America - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0 that he voted against.

26.) Obama’s has been a bold leader in Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on his part.

27.) Obama passed 26 of his own Bills in one year - NOT EXACTLY, they were handed to him after their creation by a fellow Senator.

28.) No One on Obama’s campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation Obama’s campaign had with them.

29.) Obama’s tough on terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, Obama missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism andhis friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel

30.) Obama wants all votes to count - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s said let the delegates decide.

31.) Obama wants Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, Obama prefers caucuses that limit the vote.

32.) Obama passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s passed 26, most of which he didn’t write yourself.

33.) Obama believes in fairness, not tactics - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against him.

34.) Obama doesn’t take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, he takes loads of it.

35.) ObamaI doesn’t have lobbysists - NOT EXACTLY,he has over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

36.) Obama’s campaign had nothing to do with The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

37.) Obama’s always been against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s wasn‘t in office to vote against it AND he has voted to fund it every single time.

38.) Obama’s always supported Universal health care - NOT EXACTLY, Obama’s plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 (That’s 15 Million) who don’t have to buy it.

39.) Obama’s uncle liberated Auschwitz concentration camp - NOT EXACTLY, his mother had no brothers and the Russian army did the liberating.”

[tip of the fedora to Jay Severin and Bill Belew]